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  • The Fortress (Grace Church) – Thor

    2/22/25
    Fortress Beatdown
    Thor: Q
    Photon
    Van Gogh
    Tarnished
    Huffy
    Coconut
    Golden Gate
    Deliverance
    Oil Change
    Spaulding
    Guardian

    This was brutal. Started with warm up of 25 SSH and a group murph. Then we got to the main course: Sleds.

    3 teams. The reps of exercises adapted until we got to 1 system.
    If team had 4 members, they did twice as many as a team with 3 members. Teams changed throughout.

    Goal: 1 guy sleds, the other 3 does exercise, then send 1 pax to switch out. First team around the loop wins.

    Round 1: 1 lap
    30 BBS

    Round 2: 1 lap
    30 Merkins

    At this point in time, pax were on their back unable to move so we inserted a cool down mosey around the loop

    Round 3: 2 laps
    30 BBS/ 30 Merkins

    Mosey

    Round 4: 1 lap
    10 Burpees

    Round 5: 1 lap
    20 Gorilla Humpers

    Mosey

    Round 6:
    Same as round 3

    It was awful and we loved it.

    COT and NOR at the end

  • Nightmare (Perrysburg Municipal Park) – Thor

    2/21/25

    Thor: Q
    Badger
    Photon
    Spaulding
    Huckleberry

    Started with warmups and then moved into the birthday beatdown.

    A ladder style workout:
    3 Hand-Release Merkins
    3 BBS
    3 Bobby Hurleys
    Increase by 3 everytime until we make it to 39.

    Run a lap in between each round.

    I think someone was able to get to Round 30 or 33

    Ended with the COT and NOR

  • Leadership Ruck – Fitness of the Body, Mind, and Soul – Thor

    2/15/25
    Leadership Ruck:
    Thor(Q)
    Deliverance
    Huckleberry
    Meatloaf
    Stark
    Huffy
    Golden Gate
    Binford
    Tarnished

  • The Pit (Kingsbury Park) – Zach “Colson” Kreischer

    Double Down Friday
    The Pit – Kingsbury Park
    0.5 mile run
    14 Overhead coupon press & squat
    14 alligator merkins & burpee
    14 BBC & American hammer w/coupon
    14 lunges & coupon curls
    14 mountain climbers & donkey kicks (3-1 ratio or 4 count)
    (Exercises are done together)
    – repeat cycle

    COT & LDP3
    PAX: Dora, Bob Ross, and Colson

  • Pump Station (Hood Park) – Phat Thor

    2/16/24
    Pump Station Beatdown
    Pax:
    Phat Thor – Q
    Vangogh
    Crawdad
    Meatloaf
    Irish Hoss
    Shephard
    Guardian
    Carmen San Diego
    Ukulele
    Tarnished
    Lonzo
    Radio
    Madden
    Waldo

    Presidents Workout:
    Went through the list in order. We added 10 to however many years they served. The exercise was what their last name started with.

    A: American Hammers
    B: BBS
    C: Crunchy Frogs
    E: Everest Climbers
    F: Flutter Kicks
    G: Gorilla Humpers
    H: Hillbilly Squats
    J: Jump Squats
    K: Kraken Burpee
    L: Lt. Dans
    M: Mike Tysons
    N: No Cheat Merkins
    O: Outlaws
    P: Plank Jacks
    R: Reverse Lunges
    T: Tricep Dips
    V: Van Goghda’s
    W: Imperial Walkers

    Extras
    If they died in office: 10 (I forget)
    If they were assassinated: 10 Absolutions
    If they resigned: 10 (I forget)

    I think the furthest someone got was Lyndon B. Johnson

  • Run @ the Pump Station (Hood Park) – Phat Thor

    2/16/24
    Pump Station Run:
    Phat Thor
    Van Gogh
    Tarnished
    Radio
    Carmen San Diego
    Ukulele
    Lonzo

  • The Gaunlet (Rivercrest Park) – Mile High

    Plus two HIMs got in a couple miles before all the monkey business started.
    Mile High and Tarnished (2 More Miles)

  • Bible Study/Leadership Training – Mile High

    Mile High and Tarnished got 2.5 miles in 0430 Baby.
    Its never to early.

  • Rabbit Hole (Whitehouse Library) – Irish Hoss

    The tortoise and the hare
    2/21/25

    Irish Hoss – Q
    Salisbury
    Purdy
    Echo
    Viper
    Doubtfire
    Gang Box
    Waldo
    Lonzo

    Warmup
    8count motivator
    Stir the oatmeal
    Windmill
    Chain breaker

    The work:
    Indian run style down the Path to the rabbit hole.
    Last man is the rabbit and completes 5 burpees while the rest of the PAC are the tortoises completing the following MOT:
    1. Bear crawl
    2. Lunges
    3. Crab walk
    4. Pivot Squat

    The rabbit (after burpees) sprints to the lead and changes the MOT to the next in rotation.

    After the first round, the rabbit still completes the burps and then added 5 big boys. 3rd round added 5 bunny hops in the opposite direction of the tortoise PAX.

    Made it to the hill / hole using the above MOT.

    Cadence work at base of hill
    SSH
    Mountain Climbers – Gang Box
    Pickle Pounders – Lonzo
    Absolutions – Doubtfire

    Mosey back to flag
    Stretching

    COT

  • The Foundry (Gateway Middle School) – Mike “Photon” Bauer

    Backblast: February 17th, 2025

    AO: The Foundry – Gateway Middle School – Maumee, OH

    PAX:
    Q – Photon
    Coconut
    Meatloaf

    Workout: The Grok

    FNG’s: N/A

    Mission and Principles:
    F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
    Mission: To plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
    The core principles of F3 are that it is always:
    1. Free of charge
    2. Open to all men
    3. Held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
    4. Led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary. You versus you. Modify or stop an exercise if you need to. The most important thing is that nobody gets hurt.
    5. Ends with a Circle of Trust

    Warmup: In cadence

    SSH: 20 (2 is 1)
    Windmills Potato Pickers: 10 (2 is 1)

    The “Thang”:

    Perform 5 Squats
    Lunge walk out 20 Yards
    Perform 5 Squats
    Bear Crawl Back
    Repeato, increasing number of squats by 5 each round

    After every 2nd round, 100 yard out and back sled push with one PAX pushing and other PAX riding in stationary bear crawl position. Flapjack at 100 yards.

    Ended with:
    Count-O-Rama: 3
    Name-O-Rama

    The Six – Meatloaf

    LDP3

    Ball of Man

    Spreadsheets from the Gloom: 0F wind-chill, with a layer of ice on everything. The entire beatdown was performed on the football field in the snow due to the track being unusable. This beatdown was an audible after the original exercise idea was axed due to it seemingly being impossible, but it wasn’t terrible overall. Too much repetitive legs as a result of my shoulder injury…I’d change up exercises or MOTs the next time around. That said, the sled push was awesome. Meatloaf and Coconut crushed it every time, trudging through the 100 yards of snow without stopping each and every rotation. Unfortunately, it only worked due to the small number of PAX. Will consider running a modified version of this again in the future. Would like to give it a go without the flu symptoms.