Author: wstark

  • The Battlefield (The Shops At Fallen Timbers) – Steve “Footloose” Mohr

    6/14/25

    PAX:
    Footloose – Q
    Lonzo
    Mercy
    Shepherd
    Carmen San Diego
    Ukulele
    Irish Hoss
    Huckleberry
    Thai Guy
    Yoshi
    Meatloaf
    Manchester
    Fancy Feast
    Norm

    Power Tower

    20 Merkin Tower — 150 Crab cakes 2:1
    30 Double Dippers – 150 Boy bands
    40 Block Cutters – 150 Angle grinders
    50 Toe Touches – 150 Inch worms

    Finished with the alternating merkin coupon circle led by Carmen SD.

  • The Fortress (Grace Church) – Tommy Geary

    Q: Callahan

    PAX:
    Stalker
    Stark
    Doubtfire
    FNG – Jesse "Long Horn" Tovar
    Binford
    One Man Band
    Tarnished
    Golden Gate
    Peach
    Callahan

  • The Battlefied Ruck (The Shops At Fallen Timbers) – Derek Emery

    Backblast: June 14th, 2025

    AO: The Battlefield – The Shops at Fallen Timbers – Maumee, OH

    PAX:
    Carmen Sandiego – Q
    Viper
    Footloose
    Norm
    Runt
    Ukulele
    Yoshi
    Manchester
    Lonzo

    Workout: Fight Song Trivia Ruck/Others Ran

    FNG’s: none

    Mission and Principles:
    F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
    Mission: To plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
    The core principles of F3 are that it is always:
    1. Free of charge
    2. Open to all men
    3. Held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
    4. Led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary. You versus you. Modify or stop an exercise if you need to. The most important thing is that nobody gets hurt.
    5. Ends with a Circle of Trust
    Credo: Leave no man behind but leave no man where you find him

    Warm-up: N/A

    The “Thang”:

    Rucked to College fight songs with a break of band music in between. If we couldn’t guess the right fight songs, we did 10 merkins. Most fight songs were Big 10 and SEC. We then did an Indian Ruck while throwing the football.

    Ended with a Green Sally Up/Green Sally Down and the speech: Win one for the Gipper.

    Ended with:
    Count-O-Rama: 9
    Name-O-Rama

    The Six – Manchester

    LDP3

    Ball of Man

    Quite a few HC’d but did not make it. It was rainy at about 60 degrees. Throughout the walk we listened to quotes from famous football players/coaches and reflected.

  • Rabbit Hole (Whitehouse Library) – Viper

    6/13 – Rabbit Hole

    Vurph

    Q – Viper

    PAX:
    Photon
    Yoshi
    Footloose
    Bulldog
    Redkin
    Gold wing
    Huckleberry
    Jingleheimer
    Irish Hoss
    Vespa

    The Thang:
    .3 mile run to the hill
    100 burpees/ 200 diamond Merkins / 300 LBCs in sets of 10/20/30, plus up and down the hill each round.
    .3 mile run back to the parking lot

    CoT:

    6 – Yoshi

    Prayers – Redskin's aunt, Mrs. Doubtfire

  • Nightmare (Perrysburg Municipal Park) – Guardian

    Friday the 13th @ Nightmare 0530-0615. Clear skies, 63° ITG.

    F3 mission – To plant, grow and serve, small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

    5 core principles – Always free. Open to all men. Held outdoors regardless of weather. Led in a rotating fashion by a member of the PAX with no training or certification necessary. Ends in a COT, just as it begins.

    F3 credo “Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.”

    Warmarama:
    13 SSH IC, 8 Willie Mays Hayes IC, mosey around the parking lot stretching arms and legs.

    The Thang:
    3 rounds of:
    20 jump squats
    15 merkins
    10 burpees
    5 thrusters
    30 high knees

    Swing/burp ladder
    Starting at 1, do one Block swing then 1 burpee. 2 swings/2 burpees and so on up to 13. Mosey around the parking lot, then come back down the ladder (I think 3 pax got to the mosey).

    Pax:
    Van Gogh
    FNG – Frodo
    Van Wilder
    Gold Star
    Tarnished
    Thor
    Meatloaf
    Guardian-Q

    COR
    NOR
    6 – Van Gogh
    FNG naming – Frodo came from his liking of the Lord of the Rings movies and because he’s tall
    Announcements
    Prayer

  • The Pit (Kingsbury Park) – Sean O’Donnell

    13 June 2025 Backblast: Dora, Southie, Brogan, Colson, and Bob Ross posted. 1.77 mile ruck. 60 merkins. Pull-ups until failure. End with COT.

  • The Nest (Fassett Jr High) – Anthony+Maletich

    No Climb Workout

    Pax:
    Armstrong
    Deliverance
    Fallout Boy
    Pinto
    Raven (Q)

    A therapeutic recovery workout for our post Spartan (or injured) Pax. Three sets of four exercises with reps of 10, 15, 20. Exercises included Curls, WWIII Sit ups, Leg raises, Single leg squats, Muricans, Freddie Mercury's, Wall Sits (60, 90, 120 count), Leg extensions, and American Hammers.

  • The Wall (Riverside Park) – Samuel

    The blood moon set the stage for the greatest AO the world has ever seen. Surrounded by GODs glory the might Maumee on one side and the heavenly city of Perrysburg on the other, HIMs from across the swamp eagerly awaited the 0530 call to circle up.
    The beat down is one that will be felt in the hearts and various body parts from the HIMs that join in this glorious morning.
    Mile High the Q and the 6.
    Coconut
    Tarnished
    Lego
    Finkel
    Geppetto

    thank you honored to lead.

  • Pump Station (Hood Park) – Mike “Photon” Bauer

    Backblast: June 8th, 2025

    AO: The Pump Station – Hood Park – Perrysburg, OH

    PAX:
    Photon – Q
    Belding
    Carmen Sandiego
    Crawdad
    Fat Amy
    Guardian
    Huckleberry
    Irish Hoss
    Meatloaf
    Pimento
    Radio
    Shepherd
    Sherbert
    Spreadsheet
    Stark
    Tarnished
    Ukulele
    Waldo

    Workout: BURPwEEk Day 8 – The Chain Revisited

    FNG’s: N/A

    Mission and Principles:
    F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
    Mission: To plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
    The core principles of F3 are that it is always:
    1. Free of charge
    2. Open to all men
    3. Held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
    4. Led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary. You versus you. Modify or stop an exercise if you need to. The most important thing is that nobody gets hurt.
    5. Ends with a Circle of Trust

    Warm-up: In cadence

    Windmills – 10
    Chainbreakers – 10
    Arm Circles

    The “Thang”:

    Inspired by a playlist that chained song titles together, this beatdown worked in a similar fashion. Every round, an additional movement was added to the single exercise chain. The formula was simple, but the Chain tightened its stranglehold as the beatdown went on.

    Run the stairs. Complete 11 reps of the single exercise chain. Repeato, adding a new link to the chain every round. Follow the last round with a final stair climb. Links in the chain below:

    Rd. 1 – Squat
    Rd. 2 – Add groiner @ the bottom
    Rd. 3 – Add jump @ the top
    Rd. 4 – Add merkin @ the bottom
    Rd. 5 – Add 2nd merkin @ the bottom
    Rd. 6 – Add 3rd merkin @ the bottom
    Rd. 7 – Add 1 mountain climber between each of the merkins
    Rd. 8 – Add bear squat after 3rd merkin
    Rd. 9 – Add makhtar n’diaye after bear squat
    Rd. 10 – Add plank jack between makhtar n’diaye
    Rd. 11 – Turn top jump to box jump

    During the 11th round, PAX were basically combining a 10-ct body builder burpee, a bear squat, an absolution, and a box jump all into a single exercise. It was awesome.

    Ended with:
    Count-O-Rama: 18
    Name-O-Rama

    The Six – Huckleberry

    LDP3

    Ball of Man

    Spreadsheets from the Gloom: The weather was better than the -5F windchill temps the first time this was run, but the beatdown was just as tough. Actually, this Pump Station variant was easier than The Wall version because the Pump Station steps are fewer and closer together. But it still worked well. Stark, Fat Amy, and Shepherd were all able to finish, proving the length and difficulty is right where it needs to be. Only thing that I would consider changing would be to either move the bear squat to a different location in the chain or replace it completely. It does not flow well when it is the last movement before coming back up into the squat position. But it does feel smooth when it is sandwiched by two other exercises.

    As mentioned, the playlist for this one came first and ultimately inspired the workout. Coming up with any other playlist that’s actually good has proven to be nearly impossible. Perhaps I’ll give it one more try the next run-through.

    Supermassive Black Hole Sun.shine Of Your Love Me Two Times Of Trouble.d Times Like These

    “Supermassive Black Hole” – Muse
    “Black Hole Sun” – Soundgarden
    “Sunshine Of Your Love” – Cream
    “Love Me Two Times” – The Doors
    “Times Of Trouble” – Temple Of The Dog
    “Troubled Times” – Screaming Trees
    “Times Like These” – Foo Fighters

    This was not intended to be the BURPwEEk finale, but bad Thursday weather pushed it to the end of the week. That said, it was still a great ending to a great week. BURPwEEk was even more successful this time than itits inaugural debut, and it seems as though the workouts may be rubbing off on the PAX. Numbers stayed high and several comments were made that suggested that people’s views on burpees might be changing for the better.

    BURPwEEk will be back next year, and it will be better than ever. Let’s see if we can surpass the 1475 burpees from year 2.

  • Grantland (Rotary Park) – Afonso Cardoso

    Backblast: June 11th, 2025
    AO: Grantland – Rotary park – Perrysburg, OH
    PAX:
Ukulele – Q
    Binford
    Bourbon
    Capitol
Crawdad
    Cybertruck
Guardian
Huckleberry
    Irish Hoss
    Lonzo
Meatloaf
    Nitrous
Peach
    Radio
Tarnished
    Venom

    Workout: Warrior’s Pit

    FNG’s: N/A

    Mission and Principles:
    
F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
Mission: To plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
The core principles of F3 are that it is always:
1. Free of charge
2. Open to all men
3. Held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
4. Led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary. You versus you. Modify or stop an exercise if you need to. The most important thing is that nobody gets hurt.
5. Ends with a Circle of Trust
Credo: Leave no man behind but leave no man where you find him

    Warm-up: In Cadence:
    Side Straddle Hops – 20
Piano Keys – 10
    Burpees – 10

    The “Thang”:

    Partner by weight

    Phase 1- 100 man-makers as a team 1 starts while the other carries a second block to cone and sprints back

    Phase 2- 100 ww3 the other lunges with the block and sprints back

    Phase 3- 100 gravediggers the other block-sways and sprints back

    Phase 4 – 5min jumping rope while partner does 10 sit ups with punches sprints 10 burpees run back

    Ended with:
    
Count-O-Rama: 16
Name-O-Rama
    The Six – Radio

    LDP3