The Murph Before Christmas
Pax:
Viper
Silver Surfer
Fat Amy
Djabouti
Waldo
OSHA
Footloose
Photon
Mercy (q)
Doogie
Huckleberry
Shepherd
Murph, with the annual "murph before christmas" poem
2025 edition:
Twas the Murph before Christmas and all through the park,
The coyotes were stirring, waiting for Huckleberry to park.
Mercy’s shorts were hiked up way past his thighs,
reminding all of the bright moon and the stars in the sky
Some PAX were a nestled all snug in their fart sacks
While the rest of us were here, getting all jacked.
When out in the field there arose such a clatter,
Only to find Club Murph, and all their mumblechatter.
More rapid than eagles, the PAX how they run.
5, 10 ,then 15 until they’re all done.
Go Footloose, Go Lonzo. Push! Fat Amy and Shepherd.
Move it! Waldo, Viper, Doogie, Rudy, and Doubtfire.
At the end of the Murph, at the end of the run.
The Q exclaimed Iron sharpens Iron, now get hard things done!
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