Month: August 2025

  • Nightmare (Perrysburg Municipal Park) – David Kaiser

    Meatloaf
    Guardian
    Stalker
    Gold Star
    Photon
    Spaulding

  • The Nest (Fassett Jr High) – Raven

    Monday Monday
    The Nest
    8/11/25

    Pax:
    Armstrong
    Fallout Boy
    Pinto
    Bevo
    Longhorn
    Raven -Q

    Intro
    5 Principles
    Warm up

    The Thang:
    -Started with Route 66 (a lap around the school stopping at each door for 3 burpees)
    -Then 11s Freddie Mercurys and Monkey Humpers.
    -wall sit for a 100 count (knee ¼ bent)
    Then a musical interlude
    -Sally
    -Thunderstruck

    NoR
    CoT
    Meet the 6
    BoM

    It was an honor to lead this morning. It was also great to have Longhorn and Bevo join us at the Nest.

    Aye!

  • The Gaunlet (Rivercrest Park) – Geppetto

    Backblast: August 11, 2025
    AO: Gauntlet – Rivercrest Park, Perrysburg, OH
    PAX:
    Geppetto (Q)
    Guardian
    Irish Hoss
    Tarnished
    Bourbon
    Mile High
    Flipper
    Gold Star
    Huckleberry
    Echo
    Oil Change

    Workout: Back to School

    No FNG’s so right into Mission and Principles:

    F3 – Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
    The Mission of F3 is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership
    The core principles of F3 are that it must:
    Be free of charge
    Be open to all men
    Be held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
    Be led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary.
    End with a Circle of Trust
    Credo: Leave no man behind but leave no man where you find him.
    Disclaimer: You versus you. Modify or stop an exercise if you need to. The most important thing is that nobody gets hurt.

    Warm up: Run up the drive towards Eckel Junction Rd and back into the Ft Meigs Elementary parking lot to the portable classrooms

    The Thang:
    Perform 20 reps of an exercise at portables, run to the other end, perform 20 reps of a different exercise. Nine minute sets. Whistle every three minutes = five burpees.
    Round One: Merkins and BBSU’s
    Round Two: Squats and American Hammers
    Round Three (six minutes): Flutter Kicks and Plank Jack Shoulder Taps

    Final three minutes of round Three: Wall sits

    Time was called.

    COT:

    Count o Rama – 11
    Name o Rama

    The Six – Echo – EH’d by Reload, his wife and Footloose. Even though he has aches and pains getting up and working out beats laying in bed! Got his name from having to get an echocardiogram because of chest pains.

    Announcements: Three spots left for the RRC. 24hrs of F3 end of the month.

    BOM w/prayer: Prayers for Echo’s father who is having surgery today.

    Spreadsheets from the Gloom: low 70’s and muggy. TClaps to Guardian for the assist on the wall sit idea. “Back to (the) School:” LOL.

    Playlist included songs from: The Ramones, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, Paul Simon, Motley Crue, Steely Dan, J Geils Band, Gym Class Heroes

  • Run @ the Pump Station (Hood Park) – Thor

    8/10/25
    Monthly 2.0 Workout – at Armory
    Pax:
    Thor(q)
    Norm
    Coconut
    Van Wilder
    Fat Amy
    Gold Star
    Spaulding
    Golden Gate
    Lift Kit
    Wario

    2.0's:
    Chopstick
    The Bad Girl
    Red Sea
    Springs
    Snowflake
    Somersault
    Overdue
    Sprinkles
    9 Pack
    Flex Hard
    Octane
    Rhino
    Sprinter
    Noodle
    Minecraft
    Carrot

    Newly named 2.0's/M's-
    Simone
    Paula Deen
    Down Shift
    Racket
    Fast Pitch

    Started on time with a solid 31 people. It was humid and hot. The original plan was to do it on the softball field…we decided to move it to the shade. Started with some reps in cadence: SSH, Merkins, Windmills

    Then we moved on to the main event.

    Game 1: Running bases
    2 people throwing a ball back and forth. Goal is for people to not get tagged. They are only safe in the bases. Only can stay in them for 5 seconds. If they get taged the do 5 reps of an exercise:
    Round 1 – Burpees
    Round 2: Bobby Hurleys
    Round 3: Merkins

    Traded throws each round

    Game 2: Trouble
    Broke into 3 teams and partnered up. Each pair got a dice. Roll a 1 or 6 to get out of home. If the don't 5 burpees everytime until they do. Once out of home, continue to roll yourselves around the board. Whatever color you land on do 10 reps of that color:
    Red: Merkins
    Green: Squats
    Blue: BBS
    Yellow: SSH

    Team 3 won game 1. Team 1 won game 2. Good try team 3….

    Ended with some namings, a good 6, pep talk and challenge for the week, and a solid prayer. LOTS of sweat…

  • Run @ the Pump Station (Hood Park) – Thor

    8/10/25
    Pump Station Run
    Pax:
    Thor (q)
    Flat Iron
    Longhorn
    Tarnished
    Norm

    Intro
    – Stretched
    – We swung back and forth between the ramp at the Wall and the hill at Pump Station.
    – Stretched
    COT

  • The Commons (Levis Commons) – Thor

    8/5/25
    Commons
    Clockwork
    Pax:
    Thor (Q)
    Huckleberry
    Wario
    Gold Star
    Ponzi
    Everest

    Everyone starts in the middle. There is a tabata timer every 1 minute. When whistle blows, run out to yhour station, do 12 reps, then back and plank. If you make it back in time, you add 1 rep to the next station, if you don't you drop a rep. See if you can get up to 24 reps which means you beat each station.
    Everyone started at a different station and then moved 1 to the right each whistle until they made it around the clock.

    1: Burpees(hard to get 24 of these if these are one of the last stations you do)
    2: KBS
    3: BBS
    4: American Hammers 2×1
    5: Sand Bag Toss
    6: Monkey Humpers 4×1
    7: HR Merkins
    8: Imperial Squat Walkers
    9: Dry Docks or Scorpions
    10: Boxcutters
    11: Bobby Hurley's
    12: Run around circle

    Wario got a perfect score in round 2

    finished with the COT

  • Pump Station (Hood Park) – Guardian

    8/10/25 0615-0700 “Chest, Knees, Anatomies” @ Pump Station

    F3 mission – To plant, grow and serve, small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

    5 core principles – Always free. Open to all men. Held outdoors regardless of weather. Led in a rotating fashion by a member of the PAX with no training or certification necessary. Ends in a COT, just as it begins.

    F3 credo “Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.”

    Pax:
    Doubtfire- CoQ
    Guardian- CoQ
    Tarnished
    Huckleberry
    Spaulding
    Van Wilder
    Norm
    Geppetto
    Mamba
    Longhorn
    Cross Tour (DR from Cbus)
    Stalker
    Flo
    Flat Rate
    Thor
    FNG- Stay Puft

    A Kenny Chesney playlist took us all around the AO!

    Started at the bottom of the hill with cadence SSH, Willie Mays Hays and Potato Pickers w/ claps

    Up the hill we went… started with bear crawls to the first cone, Peter Parker’s to the second cone, imperial walkers to the third cone. Mosey to the grassy area next to the flag…

    Grassy area, in cadence, plank jack shoulder taps, LBCs, BBSUs, Freddie mercs, merkins (we were gonna do 23 of each exercise in reference to 1994 all added up, because that was the year of Kenny Chesney’s first album release) but, Doubtfire just went until he got tired lol. It all worked out beautifully!!

    Another mosey over to the memorial statue area with use of benches and the concrete wall…. Here we performed 23 block jumps/step ups/lunges (modifications were available for those in need of them) and 23 London bridges. Once completed, the stairs were utilized…

    Down and up stairs x4. 5 absolutions at bottom 5 burpees at top each time. That sucked!

    We mosey’d back to the bottom of hill for IC mtn climbers and x-factors at Doubtfire’s discretion. Mosey back up the hill to the flag for COT.

    COR
    NOR
    6- Doubtfire
    FNG- Stay Puft
    Announcements
    LDP3
    Prayer

    2nd F at Bards. A beautiful start to the Lord’s Day!!

  • The Armory (Waterville Library) – Mike “Photon” Bauer

    Backblast: August 7th, 2025

    AO: The Armory – Waterville Library – Waterville, OH

    PAX:
    Photon – Q
    Barney
    Brickyard
    Coconut
    Doubtfire
    Huckleberry
    Manchester
    Stalker
    Stark
    Tackleberry
    Tarnished
    Twister
    Vespa
    Yoshi

    Workout: Craziest 8s

    FNG’s: N/A

    Mission and Principles:
    F3: Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
    Mission: To plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
    The core principles of F3 are that it is always:
    1. Free of charge
    2. Open to all men
    3. Held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
    4. Led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary. You versus you. Modify or stop an exercise if you need to. The most important thing is that nobody gets hurt.
    5. Ends with a Circle of Trust
    Credo: Leave no man behind but leave no man where you find him

    Warm-up: N/A?

    The “Thang”:

    There was an eMOM timer set for every 8 seconds. Every time the timer went off, we performed one burpee. We did this for 36:55 and tallied 275 burpees.

    Ended with:
    Count-O-Rama: 14
    Name-O-Rama

    The Six – Stalker

    LDP3

    Ball of Man

    Spreadsheets from the Gloom: This beatdown can be summed up in a single sentence; one uttered by Doubtfire within the three minutes of the workout.

    “This isn’t the dumbest beatdown ever”.

    In the beginning, it certainly did feel dumb. Lackluster, if you will. But it grew on you…as 275 burpees usually does.

    At the end of the day, this was a training exercise to understand what pace is achievable for extended periods of time. 7.5 burpees per minute for 37 minutes. And it was definitely doable…probably for an hour. But that will only get you to 450 burpees. In order to hit the 500, one needs to maintain 8.3 burpees per minute, which would require a burpee every 7 seconds. That will probably hit the swamp soon as a test run for the 500 burpees in an hour challenge. This was simply an introductory data point.

    Playlist was a bit crazy.

    “S.F.C.” – Silvertide
    “Virtual Insanity” – Jamiroquai
    “Crazy Train” – Ozzy Osbourne
    “(You Drive Me) Crazy” – Britney Spears
    “Crazy Bitch” – Buckcherry
    “Crazy Or High” – Black Label Society
    “Let’s Go Crazy” – Prince & The Revolution
    “Sane” – Fozzy
    “Basket Case” – Green Day

    Was it really that crazy? Maybe. Not many PAX would ever subject others to such a repetitive beatdown, let alone one that resulted in 275 burpees. But ultimately everyone got better. This beatdown is a grower, not a shower.