Come on out to our newest Black Swamp locations the Nightmare on Elm Street. Located in Perrysburg Municipal Park located on Elm street. The Nightmares are dreamt up beatdowns by some of out most deranged PAX.
Come on out to our newest Black Swamp locations the Nightmare on Elm Street. Located in Perrysburg Municipal Park located on Elm street. The Nightmares are dreamt up beatdowns by some of out most deranged PAX.
Backblast: February 13, 2026
AO: The Nightmare
PAX:
Goldstar
Huckleberry
Bourbon
Meatloaf
Ukulele
Colt 45
Spaulding
Photon
Carmen Sandiego (Q)
Our mission is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
Five principles are open to all men, always free, always outdoors, always led by a member of the pax. Only you know your medical history so modify if needed. End in a circle of trust,
Credo is leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.
Workout name: Friday the 13th
Warm up: baby arm circles, Willie Mayes Spider-Man Hayes, Mountain Man Poopers
Jacked up: 50 SSH’s, 40 seal jacks, 30 crossover squat jacks, 20 shoulder tap plank jacks, 10 Smurf jacks
THE THANG:
Welcome to Crystal Lake Park! I was the PAX’s guide and my job was to keep everyone safe. We decided to take a warmup lap to the cone and back. Found out when we returned Ukulele disappeared. We went off and searched for him. We found him in a field with 3 coupons. To revive him, we have to do 13 CPR’s and 13 hand release burpees.
We started making our way back when we found out Bourbon and Colt 45 disappeared. Not good. We had to go back on the trail to find them. Luckily we spotted a headlight and found both of them with a sled. We had to pull the sled all the way back to the flag.
Once we got back to the flag, we wanted to find out who actually will be the most likely to survive. We did descending timed sprints to see who would be the person. Ukulele was the last one standing.
The good thing was that we all survived. We found that Jason was Meatloaf to cap off the workout.
Count-o-Rama: 9
Name-o-Rama
The Sixth: Spaulding
COT
Ball of man
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