The Fortress (Grace Church)

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December 21, 2024    
6:30 am – 7:30 am

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Boot camp style workout. At Woodland Park. Two large Playgrounds, Frisbee Golf Course, 1 Mile Dirt Track, HUGE Field. Plenty of space here to craft a diabolical smokefest for even the strongest PAX. Park at Grace Church off of East Boundary Drive. SATURDAYS always followed up with 2nd F (fellowship) breakfast/coffee. Great opportunity to get to know members of F3 Black Swamp and refuel from the workout.

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    Coconut

    Backblast for “Palindrome” on…of course…12/21

    PAX:
    Tarnished
    Capitol
    Stark
    Sherbert
    Spaulding
    Guardian
    Callahan
    Crawdad
    Radio
    Landslide
    Deliverance
    Photon
    Coconut (Q)

    25 degrees at 0630 at the Fortress as the PAX circled up.
    Intro: The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for Men, for the invigoration of male community leadership. The 5 core principles are:
    – always free
    – open to all men
    – held outdoors, rain or shine
    – led in rotation by members of the group. No training or certification necessary
    – ends in a circle of trust

    Warm-o-Rama (playlist Unstoppable by Social Club Misfits, Birdland–Maynard Ferguson)
    Burpees IC (12)
    Imperial Walkers IC (21)
    Bear Crawl Circle IC (12) — the pax had CMUs, which defined the rough perimeter of a circle, we bear crawled IC around the circle to 12 (about 1/2 way).
    Pickle Pounder IC (12)
    Bear Crawl Circle IC (12)
    Shieldwall march to Palindrome area
    a shield-wall is this: pax line up shoulder to shoulder in a straight line, facing the same direction, cindy at their feet. Lock arms. as a unit, squat down and pick up cindys. March in step from A to B.

    Main THANG:
    7 acrostic workouts, timed by the playlist.
    1 –to ‘It’s raining tacos’: TACO CAT, rep counts go 2, 4, 6, 8, 6, 4, 2 and similar for all palindromes.
    Thrusters, American Hammers (with block), Curls, Outlaws, Curls, Am H. Thrusters.
    2- to “Speed Racer” by Her’s: RACE CAR
    Ranger merkins, Absolutions, Crab Cakes, Elevated Squates, Crab Cakes, Absolutions, Ranger Merkins
    3- to “Ham ‘N’ Eggs” by a tribe called quest: MA HAS A HAM
    Manmakers, Ape Hop, Heels to Heaven, Ape Hop, Squrls, Ape Hop, Heels to Heaven, Ape Hop, Manmakers
    4- for the duration of “I Palindrome I” by They Might be Giants and “Palindrome” by The beta Machine: PALINDROME (yes, the word itself is not a palindrome.
    Peter Parker, Alpo, LBC, Inchworm, Ninja Squat, Rows, Over Jumps, Monkey Humper, Easy (as in…rest for a 2 count)
    5- MA HAS A HAM again, this time to “Ham” by Crazy, Xone, Akeisha
    6- RACE CAR, this time to “Speed Racer” by Masked Wolf
    7- TACO CAT, this time to “It’s Raining Tacos Again”–Parry Gripp

    Endex: Playlist Birdland–Maynard Ferguson, and Unstoppable–Sia
    Shieldwall march back to original circle.
    At the circle, all exercises called and counted in “Inverse cadence” where the Q begins with e.g. “Pounder Pickle The Is Exercise Next The”, and the counting is done with the Q calling out the number, then the PAX counting down 3, 2, 1. e.g. Q: “12!”, Pax: “3!, 2!, 1!”, Q: “11!”, Pax: “3!, 2!, 1!” etc. down to 1.
    Crawl Bear circle (instead of Bear Crawl) (from 12)
    Pounder Pickle (from 12)
    Crawl Bear Circle (from 12)
    Walker Imperial (from 21)
    EEPRUB (from 12).

    COT
    COR- NOR, Landslide 6.

    Honor and a pleasure to bring some new stuff to the fortress, and grateful for the 13 guys who joined me!

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